Typical Father-Son Waiting-in-the-Parking-Lot Conversation

Son (rattling off one Pokemon name after another for some reason unknown to Father): "...Horsea, Seadra, Goldeen, Seaking, Staryu, Starmie,"

Father (singing, poorly and out of tune): "Star you, Star me. Star it for always... That's the way it should be."

Son: "Dad!"

Father: "Star you, Star me. Star it together..."

Son: "Dad, Stop!"

Father: "... naturally."

...Pause...

Son: "...Mr. Mime, Scyther,"

Father (louder than before): "I had a dream, I had an awesome dreeeeaaheeeahheeeem! People in the park..."

Son: "DAD!!!"

...Longer pause...

Son (prefaced with a heavy sigh): "Jynx... Electabuzz... Magmar..."