Penelope: Look! This fruit roll-up has stamps on it!
Ben: Somebody stamped on it?
Penelope: No, it is special decorations for Valentine's day!
Mommy: That's a good idea, we should do fruit roll-ups with your Valentine's cards next year Penelope.
Penelope: Yay!
Ben: And mine too!
Mommy: Hmmm, I'm not sure if they do Valentine's cards in third grade.
Daddy: Yeah, I think in third grade you just write love letters to all the girls in your class on Valentine's day.
Ben: Ewww, really?
Daddy: Love letters make you go "Ewww"? Penelope already knows who she's going to marry, and she's only in Kindergarten.
(Side note which becomes relevant shortly: His name is Noah B. and he is also in Kindergarten.)
Mommy: Well, you know... Boys don't really know that kind of thing until they are much older. Like 24.
Daddy: Yeah, that's true.
Penelope: No it isn't! Noah B. knows! I told him!
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