Tuesday, December 10, 2013

Precisely Ambiguous Directions

Dad: Hey Ben, do you remember how Memere and Grandpa drove to take you guys to Chuck E Cheese?

Ben: No! Don't you know where it is?

Dad: I've never been to the new one. I just know it is this direction somewhere. Hopefully we will find it.

...half mile pause...

Ben: Dad, if you see a wide but not tall, tan-ish building, with a picture of a mouse on it, and the words "Chuck E Cheese" on it, and with other tan-ish, not tall, but wide buildings around it, let me know right away, Ok?

Dad: Sure. I'll let you know. Is it going to be on my side of the car, or your side?

Ben: I don't remember. But I think it will be on my side or your side.

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