#1 - At the dinner table
The family is eating dinner. Ben has ketchup on his face.
Daddy: "Ben, you have ketchup on your face."
Ben takes his napkin and wipes his face with it.
Daddy: "How did you manage to do that? You just wiped your entire face with that napkin, and the ketchup is still there."
Mommy: "He's a boy."
Penelope: "And I'm a girl. Girls can do anything."
#2 - In the laundry room
Penelope is helping Mommy move clothes from the washer to the dryer.
Mommy: "Oops! That one doesn't go in the dryer. Here, I'll put that one on the line."
Penelope: "You mean on Facebook."
#3 - When I grow up
Penelope: "Daddy, when I grow up can I be a teacher?"
Daddy: "Of course you can! So, you want to be a teacher... do you know what the first thing you need to do is?"
Penelope: "Yes. I need to turn 5."
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