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All we ever talk about anymore is poop.  But stories about poop are funny.  So to follow the car conversation...

Penelope : La La Laaaa.. La La [grunt] Laaaa

Mommy : Penelope, are you pooping?

Penelope : [grunt] No.

Mommy : I'm not sure I believe you.

Ben : Peeps, where are you? (he calls her Peeps)

Mommy : She's up here.

Ben heads upstairs, and Daddy follows him.

Daddy : Hey.

Mommy : Hey.  I think she just pooped.

Daddy : Well, we'll know for sure in a couple seconds.

[a couple seconds pass]

Ben  : Ugh! I smell a poopy diaper!

Daddy: Allright Penelope, let's go change your diaper.

Penelope : [heavy sigh] Penelope always has a poopy diaper.