Questionable lineage

This morning Ben and I had one of our heartfelt discussions about whatever happens to be on Ben's mind at the time.  Today it was sports.  He was drawing pictures related to tennis on a magna-doodle.  Then he erased it, drew some baseball stuff, and erased that too.

Ben : Daddy, what sport should I draw next?

Daddy : Well, there's running.

Ben : No, running is not a sport. 

(What?  Who are you?  Did you just call me Daddy?  Please return my son.  Oh.. you must mean "Running is not a sport", as in "Running is the sport")

Daddy : Well, it is Daddy's sport.

Ben : No it isn't.

Daddy : Well then, I don't know.  Football?

Ben : No, football isn't a sport either.  

(Ok, perhaps we are related)

Daddy : Ok, what are my choices?

Ben : There's tennis, baseball, golf, bowling and boxing.  Those are the sports.

Ah yes, the Wii Sports.  I should have known.