Mommy: What time did you wake up this morning, Ben?
Ben: I woke up at 7:20, but then I pooped for 33 minutes.
Mommy: That's a really long time, are you sure?
Ben: The clock said 7:53 when I was done.
Daddy: You pooped for half an hour?
Ben: Well, not really. Mostly I was just sitting and thinking.
