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Little known facts about fig bars

Penelope: Daddy, are you eating a fig bar?

Daddy: Yes...

Penelope: Oh! Those will make you poop right away!

(Yes, we're back to the poop fascination... truth be told, it never really went away.)

Old School

The Fifth Part

Ben: Hey Dad, old school Mario is made of boxes, right?

Dad: What?

Ben: You know, old school Mario. Isn't he just a bunch of squares?

Dad: Oh! Yeah... the pixels were bigger back in the "old days"... Where did you learn about "old school Mario"?

Ben: You drew him for me once, remember?

(No, but I've learned that if he says I did something, I probably did it. He has the memory of... one of those programs on your phone that you can take notes with, and then they stick around forever)

Dad: When was that?

Ben: Back in 2010 or something. What are pixels?

Old School Mario (for the youngsters, and the nostalgic)