Monday, September 30, 2013

Diagnosis

Part IV

Ben reads a lot of nonfiction. He's an information sponge. Every so often he says something, and I think, "Wow.. he read this thing, and then he saw that thing, and he completely understood and made this elaborate connection and applied it and... Wow!"

And then there are other times, when its obvious he read this thing, saw that thing, and a connection was made, but...

Penelope: My head hurts.

Ben: Did you touch any foxes?

Penelope: No.

Ben: Hmmm. Ok, so we know it's not rabies.


Friday, September 27, 2013

Sunsneeze

Part 3 in the "Nevernote" series (whose name keeps changing)...

Ben sneezes pretty much every time he walks out into the sunlight. He used to say he was allergic to the sun. I do the same thing, more often than not, so he must have caught that allergy from me.

So we are sitting at dinner one evening, in a room where the lighting is pretty dim. Suddenly, Ben sneezes and Penelope, without missing a beat says, "Yep. That sun'll get you eeevery time."

Tuesday, September 24, 2013

Make Your Own Pizza

Part two of the "Lost Notes Archive" takes place in the car, on the way to a different restaurant than the one I mentioned in part 1.

Mommy: What are you guys going to have for dinner?

Ben: Pizza!

Penelope: Yeah, pizza!

Mommy: Hmmm... Ok. What kind of pizza do you want?

Penelope: Cheese pizza!

Ben: Make your own pizza! With sausage!

Penelope: No, wait... I want make your own pizza too!

Mommy: Ok... then what do you want on your pizza, Penelope?

Penelope: Cheese!

Ben: Oh yeah.. sausage AND cheese!

Monday, September 23, 2013

Rainbow Freeze

Sometime earlier this year I installed this awesome program on my phone that lets me take notes anywhere I happen to be. And then it automatically syncs up with the same program on my computer, and I can use that to remind me of all the things I wrote down and remember to do them.

The only problem with this wonderful piece of software is the user. The notes go in, but they never come back out again. Its almost as if I use it specifically as an excuse to forget things. Ironic, since the icon is an elephant.

Anyway, I thought about it a week or two... or maybe a month ago - I remembered taking a couple random notes about stuff the kids were doing and saying. And then I promptly forgot about them because they were stored off in my little glowing elephant rectangle. I went and looked at it today. There's a lot of notes in there. Without further ado, I'll kick it off with "Rainbow Freeze", a note from July 21st.

We were at a restaurant where the kids receive a post-meal popsicle, and Penelope chose a Blue Bell Rainbow Freeze pop. If you are unfamiliar with them, they are a rainbow-colored multi-flavored popsicle, with purple, green, yellow, orange, and red sections. She was working her way down and had just started on the yellow section. 

I asked her, "Penelope, do all the different colors taste different, or are they the same?"

She said "They are different." and continued eating.

I was curious, "What flavors are they?"

"Well," she replied, "The purple is grape. The green is olive. Yellow is lemon... and I don't know what orange or red is yet." 

A few minutes later, after making her way past the yellow section, she stopped and exclaimed, "Oh! the orange is orange!"

I don't think we ever got the report on what red happened to be, but I did get a picture.